I wrote this as a parody/satire poem to the tune of Garth Brooks song called “Two Piña Coladas”
Two Cheese Enchiladas
It was almost mid-day
When I heard someone say
Hey, you wanna go get some food
But I had to work
‘Cause my boss was a jerk
And it put me in an awful mood
My friend said “You know
I can get it to go.
I can go down to the Taco Shed.”
So I looked up at him
I know I had a big grin
And these are the words that I said
Bring me two cheese enchiladas
I gotta have
Refried beans you know
Make sure they use flour tortillas
Man, I sure wish I could go
Bean and cheese chalupas
An order of spanish rice
But don’t forget my cheese enchiladas
And you and I will get along real nice
Oh now I’ve gotta say
I could eat every day
Enchiladas for every meal
Burgers and fries
Just don’t satisfy
The hunger that I often feel
Now my appetite
Morning, noon, and night
Usually will determine my mood
I’ve gotta say
I think it will be ok
As long as I get my Mexican food
So bring me two cheese enchiladas
I gotta have
Refried beans you know
Make sure they use flour tortillas
Man, I sure wish I could go
Bean and cheese chalupas
An order of spanish rice
But don’t forget my cheese enchiladas
And you and I will get along real nice
Just don’t forget my cheese enchiladas
And you and I will get along real nice