Space Force Wars
As he stood on the bridge of space force ship USSR Putin
Captain Trumpee looked around the bridge there was his helmsman Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions all dress in his white sheet sitting on his big boy seat. Also there was the communication officer Sarah Huckabee Sanders with her book of lies. Let’s not forget science officer Ryan the lying Zinke, first officer and queen for a day the ever sweet Mike Pence, droid Stephen Miller and last but not lease engineering officer Scotty Pruitt. Pence turn to Trumpee with a plate of freshly baked cookies. Please have one my lord, I baked them myself just for you master.
Suddenly Jeffrey cried in a childlike voice, Master there is a space ship approaching fast it looks like it’s the USS Justice department commanded by Robert Mueller Oh master baiter sir this does not look good what Should we do. Trumpee turn to Miller fire the distractor beam what will it be this time oh master baiter, Miller said locking up little kids or should it be the good old fake news beam . No this time fire the witch hunt beam.
Just then the USSR Putin was hit by a truth beam, Captain we are breaking up what should we do. Hey where is the Captain any way said Jeffrey now sitting in his wet sheet. Pence twirl around in his new chiffon dress and said are dearest leader had to leave the ship. He said that he was sad to go but he needed to see his doctor about his bone spurs.
Guildford H Windley
August 12, 2018