by: Shirley Satterfield
This little poem comes with a disclaimer because it is my naughtiest poem ever. I wrote it one day to amuse myself when my slightly OCD husband instructed me on which side of the sink he wants me to wash dishes on. I didn’t think such a small matter was worth fighting over, but I thought in my heart of hearts that this guy must be my punishment for past sins. So I wrote this naughty little piece as a kind of a private joke to myself to release a little stress. So I am going to share it here in what I perceive is a safe enough space. I do hope I don’t get canceled though for being politically incorrect.😂
The Marriage Reality Show
Domestic chores
From the kitchen to the door.
Sweet punishment.
Scrubbing toilets.
Sweeping floors.
Sweet punishment.
Doing dishes
Being poor.
Karma found his sinful whore.
Sweet punishment.
Double awesome. Would have chipped in one or two comments…but emmm…this is exclusively for couples.
Thank you, Monday. Will be hanging out on your blog when I get a little time today. Hope all is well with you.
It’s awesome!!!
Thank you, Verde Mar. But even with its little frustrations, marriage is quite awesome.